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Line 69: ==Season 4== ===When You're Traveling from Nantucket=== :'''Yakko''': When you're traveling from Nantucket, through Chicago to St. Paul, and you're standing at an airport. And you look upon the wall, there's a clock for every city and a different time for all from Asia through Malaysia to Peru. Did you ever wonder why that when it's 10:00 in Maine, at precisely the same moment, it is 3 AM in Spain? When it's breakfast time in Rome, they're having lunch in the Ukraine, and it's supper up in upper Kathmandu. If the Earth were spinning faster as the sun is going past her, then a day would only be an hour long. And school, when they begin it, would only last a minute, before everybody has to run along. :'''Wakko and Dot''': All right! :'''Yakko''': If the Earth were the planet that was closest to the sun, a year would be much shorter and you'd have a lot of fun. 'Cause by the time you were in 1st grade, you'd be over 21. And you'd live to be 900, 3 or 4. Time is relative, dependent, you can save it, you can spend it doing things you like to do or learning how. :'''Wakko''': You can't see it, you can't taste it. :'''Dot''': But you certainly can waste it. :'''Yakko''': Which is really what we're doing here right now! The international date line's an imaginary cleft. Today is on the right side and tomorrow's on the left. So when you cross it, do you then arrive the day before you left? That's how it'd work, it's quite berserk, you see. So if you were born in China, while I'm born in Carolina, well, then, you're a day ahead of me, you see. So the way I've got it reckoned, if we're born in the same second, then why should you be a day older than me? But it really is no miracle the difference in our birth. Because the world is spherical, that's why around the Earth. :'''The Warners''': There's always different times for Moscow, London, Boston and Ft. Worth. :'''Yakko''': And that's the way it's always gonna be. So remember, when you're traveling from Nantucket to St. Paul, and that airport as you're staring at those clocks upon the wall. you should think about this song, my friend, and then you will recall. :'''Wakko''': That it was mildly amusing. :'''Dot''': But then totally confusing. :'''The Warners''': And we bet you wish we hadn't sung at all! ==Season 5== ===Dot - The Macadamia Nut===

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