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Line 244: ===The Mary Tyler Dot Song=== :'''The Warners''': Who can turn the stove on with her smile? Who can take a bubble bath, and suddenly fill it with crocodiles? 'Cause it's you, Dot! And you should know it! Put nitro on a bridge go ahead and blow it! Mud is all around, I guess it's spring. Name another crooner other than Bing. Don't throw your hat up in the air! 'Cause what might come down is a Frigidaire! Dot! ===Video Revue=== :'''Yakko''': Hey, look at this store! :'''Wakko''': There's movies galore! :'''Dot''': We've seen them a thousand times over before! :'''The Warners''': And that's why our brains don't work anymore! :'''Yakko''': The Player is a movie about finding fresh new scripts, like Rambo III and Rocky V and Star Trek Number VI. :'''Dot''': Eva toured with Zsa Zsa and they formed a sister act, but both were Unforgiven because neither one could act. :'''Wakko''': The Hand That Rocked the Cradle once belonged to Hook, you see, but it got bored, and so it joined The Addams Family. :'''Yakko''': Amadeus was a genius, Beethoven was a dog, The Muppet Family Christmas is about a pig and frog. :'''Dot''': There was a sled named "Rosebud" and a citizen named "Kane," he rode 'til the snow was melted, now he's Singin' in the Rain. :'''Wakko''': The Princess Bride got married to the handsome Prince of Tides, which now makes her dad, The Fisher King the Father of the Bride. :'''The Warners''': And pretty soon, you'll see them all inside the TV Guide. Along with all the stars you like to see! :'''Dot''': Like Hitchcock and Spielberg and Oliver Stone... :'''Yakko''': Shirley MacLaine and Sylvester Stallone... :'''Wakko''': Francis Ford Coppola, Hepburn and Tracy... :'''Dot''': Robert Zemeckis and Martin Scorsese... :'''Yakko''': Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, Woody Allen and Mia... :'''Wakko''': Robert DeNiro and Andy Garcia... :'''Dot''': Sophia Loren, Barbra Streisand, Joan Crawford... :'''Yakko''': Paul Newman, Rock Hudson, Spike Lee, Peter Lawford... :'''The Warners''': Jack Nicholson, Brando and Marilyn Monroe.... And...that's all the people we know! <hr width=50%> :''[reprise]'' :'''All''': We're glad the dinosaur is gone, he was an easy mark. But if we ever miss him, we can rent Jurassic Park. So when it comes to clunkers like The Babe or like Presidio... :'''The Warners''': Don't pay $7.50. Just catch 'em on home video. As for us, it's bye-bye time, so long and toodle-oo! We've had quite enough of this... :'''All''': Video revue! ===I'm Cute=== Line 277 ⟶ 305: ===Dot's Quiet Time=== :'''Dot''': Quiet! All I want is quiet, no reason to deny it, I can't take that riot, Quiet! QUIET! QUIET!!! Let me clarify it, the noise, I can't defy it, I simply will not buy it. Give me quiet! QUIET! QUIET!!! Not to nullify it, I just won't stand by it. It's time now to bye-bye it. I want Quiet! QUIET! QUIET! ''[Beethoven's Sixth Symphony plays]'' QUIET! I want quiet! QUIET! QUIET! This search I can't deny it to find some peace and quiet. I'll search both low and high, it must be quiet! QUIET! QUIET! ''[Tranquil music plays followed by silence]'' Gee, it's so quiet. Too quiet. Terribly quiet. Awfully quiet...''[screams]'' I thought I wanted quiet, I thought I could apply it, but now that I have tried it I'm sick and tired of quiet! ''[rock version of the theme song plays]'' ===Schnitzelbank=== :'''Otto''': Ist das nicht ein piece of chalk? :'''The Warners''': Ja, das ist ein piece of chalk. :'''Otto''': Ist das nicht ein key and lock? :'''The Warners''': Ja, das ist ein key and lock. :'''All''': Piece of chalk, key and lock. Oh, du schöne, oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne schnitzelbank! :'''Yakko''': Are we having fun yet? :'''Otto''': Ist das nicht ein cuckoo clock? :'''The Warners''': Ja, das ist ein cuckoo clock. :'''Otto: Does it nicht go tick-tick-tock? :'''The Warners''': Ja, it does go tick-tick-tock. :'''All''': Cuckoo clock, tick-tick-tock, piece of chalk, key and lock. Oh, du schöne, oh, du schöne, oh, du schöne schnitzelbank! :'''Otto''': You see, it's a very easy song. Would you like to try? :'''Yakko''': Oh, gee, professor, that'd be great! What should I sing about? :'''Otto''': Anything that you want. The secret is to just have fun, okay? :'''Yakko''': Okay! Ist das nicht ein piece of bread? :'''Otto, Wakko and Dot''': Ja, das ist ein piece of bread. :'''Yakko''': Does it fit in Wakko's head? :'''Otto, Wakko and Dot''': Ja, it fits in Wakko's head. :'''Yakko''': Piece of bread, Wakko's head. :'''All''': Oh, du schöne, oh, du schöne, oh, du schöne schnitzelbank! :'''Dot''': Here, let me try! Is he not a cute man this? :'''Yakko and Wakko''': Ja, he is a cute man this. :'''Dot''': Ist das nicht ein great big kiss? :'''Yakko and Wakko''': Ja, das ist ein great big kiss. :'''The Warners''': Cute man this, great big kiss, piece of bread, Wakko's head. :'''All''': Oh, du schöne, oh, du schöne, oh, du schöne schnitzelbank! :'''Wakko''': Here, I've got one! Ist das nicht ein Otto von Schnitzelpusskrankengescheitmeyer? :'''Yakko and Dot''': Ja, das ist ein Otto von Schnitzelpusskrankengescheitmeyer. :'''Wakko''': Ist das nicht ein incredibly long name to have to try and say? :'''Yakko and Dot''': Ja, das ist ein incredibly long name to have to try and say. :'''The Warners''': Cute man this, great big kiss, piece of bread, Wakko's head. :'''All''': Oh, du schöne, oh, du schöne, oh, du schöne schnitzelbank! :'''Otto''': Hey, you kids is pretty good! :'''Yakko''': We're just gettin' warmed up! Ist das nicht ein Otto's gut? :'''Otto, Wakko and Dot''': Ja, das ist ein Otto's gut. :'''Yakko''': Ist das nicht ein Otto's butt? :'''Otto, Wakko and Dot''': Ja, das ist ein Otto's butt. :'''All''': Otto's gut, Otto's butt. Oh, du schöne, oh, du schöne, oh, du schöne schnitzelbank! :'''Otto''': Okay, I think we're done now, ja? :'''Wakko''': Wait? Ist das nicht ein pair of pants? :'''Yakko and Dot''': Ja, das ist ein pair of pants. :'''Wakko''': Ist ein underwear from France? :'''Yakko and Dot''': Ja, dat's underwear from France. :'''The Warners''': Pair of pants, shorts from France, Otto's gut, Otto's butt. Oh, du schöne, oh, du schöne, oh, du schöne schnitzelbank! :'''Dot''': Ist das nicht ein hairy chest? :'''Yakko and Wakko''': Ja, das ist ein hairy chest. :'''Dot''': Is this man no longer dressed? :'''Yakko and Wakko''': Ja, this man's no longer dressed. :'''The Warners''': Hairy chest, he's not dressed, pair of pants, shorts from France, Otto's gut, Otto's butt. Oh, du schöne, oh, du schöne, oh, du schöne schnitzelbank! :''[Otto finally has had it with the Warners and kicks them out, literally]'' :'''Yakko''': Boy, some international friendship song. ==Season 2==

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