OK, people – calm down. It’s going to be OK.
Over on Twitter and in some coffee shops around town everyone’s tweaking out over the “snow” they’re seeing in Burbank today. I realize it’s a meteorological phenomenon akin to scientists discovering water on Mars, so allow me to shine some light on what you’re seeing:
SLEET: Think of this like if a bunch of raindrops got cold and formed boy bands, and gravity is like their fans. They ride the wave of support from their fans (gravity,) but eventually they hit a wall like old age or, in the case of sleet, the ground, and have to split up.
HAIL: Heavier than sleet, hail is made of tiny ice chunks. They can look like the crushed ice of a margarita.
SNOW: I actually didn’t see any real snow today, though plenty of hail and sleet. Snow is much lighter and fluffier, and won’t puncture holes in your car like hail or make the roads as slick as sleet.
If you’d like to see some real snow, I’ll introduce you to my brother and sister-in-law. Here’s their house near Boston:
If this snow doesn't stop soon, Burbank might look like this!
Bryan Mahoney is a recent transplant to Burbank. When he’s not locating his snow brush, he can be reached at 818NewGuy@gmail.com and on Twitter at 818NewGuy.