“The king of Saudi Arabia announced today that he is giving his people $37 billion in pay raises, housing subsidies and unemployment payments. It’s not a stimulus package, it’s a ‘don’t overthrow me’ package.”
“Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid says he wants to outlaw prostitution in his home state of Nevada. He said he wants to keep prostitution where it belongs — in Washington, D.C.”
“(Moammar Gadhafi) has promised to die defending his brutal regime. … Now that’s a guy that has a bad idea and just sticks with it.”