All the fashion news of the week that’s fit to reprint.
Brando, Tuki
Marlon Brando’s grandson landed a campaign with watch brand TechnoMarine.
Bush, Lauren
Will wear Ralph Lauren to marry David Lauren. Say that three times in a row.
Cassini, Oleg
Will be added to the Fashion Walk of Fame on Seventh Avenue this summer along with Ralph Rucci.
Dello Russo, Anna
Was made into a Barbie doll. Of course the Barbie wore custom made Dolce & Gabbana.
Deny, Agyness
Ran the London marathon with the designer Henry Holland. Aggy called it a powerful experience; Holland tweeted “NEVER AGAIN!”
Ferre, Gianfranco
Might be replacing designers Tommaso Aquilano and Roberto Rimondi with…John Galliano?
Ford, Tom
Somehow made it into an ad for a used car company in Canada. Hopefully this was an accident.
Made it onto this year’s Time 100 list. That one makes more sense.
Gurung, Prabal
Will be designing a resort collection this year. We’re sure Michelle Obama will love this.
Hurley, Chad
The YouTube co-founder is expanding his clothing like, Hlaska, into women’s wear. Thanks for thinking of us!
Kerr, Miranda
Rocked a bikini only three months after giving birth. Is that Victoria’s Secret?
Lagerfeld, Karl
Designing a perfume in collaboration with Steidl that smells like books. It’s called Paper Passion.
Lindvall, Angela
Collaborating on a jewelry line with John Hardy called Hijau Dau.
MacGibbon, Hannah
Just signed on for another year at Chloé. Way to prove those haters wrong!
MANnequin
A man in England dressed up as a mannequin to hide in a women’s restroom and take photos of feet. Because a male mannequin would have seemed a bit out of place in a ladies room?
Marcille, Eva
The third winner of ANTM is the new host of Hair Battle Spectacular. Unbeweavable.
Middleton, Kate
Received a family coat of arms by the College of Arms in the City of London. Cla$$y.
Went shopping at Banana Republic, proving that she is a Princess of the people, even if she has a family crest.
Ranked higher than Princess Diana in a poll of the most beautiful royals. Maybe it’s the hair.
Pakzad, Bijan
The luxury-obsessed designer passed away from a stroke at 67. The ’80s are officially over.
Paltrow, Gwyneth
Is rumored to be the new face of Coach? Really?
Plus Size
Italian researchers declare that plus size models will make women fat. Did Donatella conduct this study?
Rimes, LeAnn
Sent one of her followers on Twitter some shoes from her closet. How many new followers do you think she has gained since?
Simmons, Laurie
The artist was the latest guest star on “Gossip Girl.” As if anyone who watches “Gossip Girl” knows who she is.
Spears, Britney
Auctioning off an outfit she wore in 1999. If you can call a sports bra and cargo pants an “outfit.”
Sunglasses
Mary Kate and Ashley plan on expanding their empire to include an optical line.
Nicole Richie declared she owns over 200 pairs of sunglasses. How many by MK&A will she buy?
Treacy, Philip
Designing hats for the royal wedding. Who knew the queen had so much in common with Lady Gaga?
West, Kanye
Wore Céline to perform at Coachella. I guess he is really serious about this whole fashion thing.
Wixson, Lindsey
Wore custom Jason Wu to prom. Toto, I don’t think we are in Kansas anymore.
