It was announced yesterday by the World Health Organization that the radiation from cell phones may or may not cause cancer, in much the same way that lead and car exhaust may or may not cause cancer. So in order to absorb less radiation, one should consider using a wired headset, a speakerphone or simply tossing their cancer-causing walkie talkie into the nearest watering hole.
WHO: Cell phone use can increase possible cancer risk
[CNN]
All the dumb that's fit to blog is on Facebook and Twitter, y'all.
BREAKING NEWS: Breathing air causes cancer. You'd better stop before it's too late.
Posted by: sucktackular | 06/01/11 4:04PM