My cell phone is not allowed at the dinner table.

Apparently it's distracting. The same logic excludes my computer from family conversations and prompts the question "Are you Facebooking?" (though I have many times protested that that is not a verb) when I appear glued to...

According to Tina Fey, the rudest question you can ask a woman is "How do you juggle it all?" According to me, the rudest question you can ask a high school senior is "Where did you get into college?" (It might be better to open with "Where did you get...