How noble an enterprise, creating "second chance brigades" for those who found themselves too busy promoting wars to serve in them when they were young. Congress might want to name the program after a figure who inspires us all: the Cheney brigades.
Sarah Palin has defied all bounds of normal political chutzpah. Despite being lambasted by the media she just keeps going, just like... you guessed it... the Honey Badger.
As part of the contract, Rebecca will be required to teach Palin the days of the week, in order, as well as decide where to sit on the bus to minimize any last minute confusion over which seat she can take.
Despite valiant efforts from Sarah Palin, Donald Trump and Mitt Romney this past week, no one was able to steal the spotlight from Congressman Anthony Weiner.
If it seems like people are putting up new stupid signage everyday, it's because they are.
I was born with an unhealthy need for everyone to be looking at me, so it would seem that writing a book about myself would be right up my alley. But recounting my worst behavior with brutal honesty presented some problems.
All the super-high heels might look nice, but what about arch support? When you're my age, you'll wish you'd thought more about arch support.
"It's too perfect," said Grossman, who giggled every time he said Rep. Weiner's last name. "The guy's name is Weiner and the scandal is a Twitter pic of his crotch. If that's not fate, I don't know what is."
Despite his insistence to the contrary, I believe New Jersey Gov. Chris Chris is certain to enter the race for the Republican presidential nomination.
We just got into New York City today. It was kind of a disappointment. The Statue of Liberty doesn't look as good as the one in Las Vegas, and there was no roller-coaster or slot machines.
I say if the players and owners want to play hardball, maybe the fans should too. How about our list of demands for a better NFL experience?
Jay Mewes here, hijacking Kevin Smith's blog and computer to have a voice in something that I think about daily -- little girl going from teenager to adult. This means ELMO => SHAVING LEGS.
Is this just a phenomenon among projects managed by geeks? I don't know, but here is my evidence.
President Obama is sailing full steam ahead with his plans. Meantime, the actuaries for Medicare report that its condition continues to worsen and its bankruptcy is getting closer.
Six-pack abs seem borderline ridiculous. I decided to see what it would take for a guy like me who doesn't work out to get six-pack abs within a month.
Police recently ejected a woman from an Amtrak quiet car after 16 hours of non-stop talking on her cell phone -- a new record for a PACS symptom flare-up.
Loveline's Dr. Drew and Mike field a call from a guy with a vexing problem -- his buddies plan a visit to a strip club, but he's in a happy relationship.
Is it OK to go to a strip club if you've got a steady girlfriend?
We're all sad that Oprah left our afternoons empty and cold and hopeless and depressing and lacking joy. But the good news is that there are tons of talented Americans who are perfect replacements for the Queen of Daytime.
Will Durst, 2011.06.03
Nedda Alammar, 2011.06.03
