JuneWhat do Scrubs, the Land Of The Lost remake, Rebecca Gayheart, .gifs, and buying in bulk have in common?
A) You only know one of those things
B) They’re all on Pop Rocks web site, which, despite references to modernity, looks like it hasn’t been updated since 1994
C) All of the above
The answer is C! The web site for Pop Rocks is like a time machine, and you should ride it.
[via Mamrie Hart]
June
WE’VE FINALLY FOUND A FLAW IN PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER
YOU GUYS…
That’s right, the H as S (hot as sh*t) son of recently “get the hell out of my house” couple Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver has a math tutor. Can you believe that? How am I supposed to fantasize about an almost man when I know, deep down, that he probably can’t do his own taxes that he’s not even old enough to pay yet?? *MOOD KILL*
Here he is trying to understand Algebra (which I got a B in, ie P-Shwazz text me)… with a tutor that kind of looks like his dad in Kindergarten Cop from behind:
JuneFollowing in the smooth white pawtracks of OS X “Leopard” and OS X “Snow Leopard”, Apple yesterday announced their latest Operating System advancement: Mac OS X Lion.
If they continue at this current pace of naming OS upgrades after fiercer and fiercer sounding cats, one might assume that they’ve already peaked with “Lion,” but that’s hardly the case — BWE has EXCLUSIVELY obtained the preliminary artwork for The Next TEN Mac Operating Systems, listed below in all their fiercely-named glory:
2015
June
This week has been a great one for the world of headline writers. By now you’ve become familiar with Representative Anthony Weiner – whether it be via the news or the hundreds of d*ck pics he’s poked you with on Facebook. He’s the New York Congressman who accidentally tweeted a pic of his bulge, only to claim he was “hacked” (which is political jargon for “I’m lying to you right now.”), until yesterday, when Weiner came clean about the whole scandal, admitting that he, indeed, has been spamming ladies with photos of his hairless decolletage, seen from above below.
But don’t you see? His name is Weiner. And he was caught sending DPs. (D*ck pix.) Which means one thing and one thing only….
How great, you ask?? THIS GREAT. (Camman, it’s a short ad, don’t be like that.)
Thank you, NY Post. While this is certainly nowhere close to my favorite headline of yours ever (“Horses Cloned Via D-N-Neigh”), it’s close.
And I’m guessing the image of “Jon Stewart Unloading On Anthony Weiner’s Chest” caused about half of you to stop paying attention. Fair enough and good day.
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JuneAs Florence Welch once said, the dog days are over. Whoops, I mean the dog days of summer are here. Wait, no, that’s August. Whatever. It’s hot out in New York City, where some bloggers choose the coffee shop from which they work based on how frigid the air conditioning is, and not because there’s something wrong with my body! I just sweat a lot and prefer to be dry! So sue me!
Wait, what? Sorry, this post is actually about a video taken in a park in Williamsburg (the hipster mecca of greater New York), where no one seemed to notice a dude sucking on a dominatrix’s leather thigh highs. Because NEW YORK FUGGHEDABOUT WHEN DOMINATRIXES SIT ON PUBLIC BENCHES PIZZAPIZZAPIZZA!
(via @waywaw)
JuneLady Gaga wore Thierry Mugler (no clue) to the 2011 CFDA Awards last night, where was honored as a Fashion Icon. What that means is that she was rewarded for dressing like your very rich, very crazy aunt who also thinks wigs are “funky.” It also means that your kooky Aunt Stefani is totally cool with showing off her boobies because WHY THE F NOT?
Before you see what Gaga used to actually cover up her nips (before an honest-to-goodness nip slip), check out what she did not use.
Anne Geddes Babies:
JuneThe folks over at DAPS have unearthed this brilliant video proof that out pets will not need us come 10 years time. At least, they won’t need us to push them around on scooters…
Watch til the end pleaaaaase.
While there is something slightly porny about seeing a dog walk on his hind legs towards a low camera — I mean, really, is there ever a good time to be face to face with dog penis? — the fact that this cat is a. wearing a vest and b. has made this dog his bitch is pretty great evidence that people will serve little to no purpose to cats and dogs within the next thousand years. And that last sentence just won a marathon. *itwassolonggg*
JuneIn France, it’s never enough with the farts, if you believe this French dude who interviewed Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig for Bridesmaids. Sure, the French may come off as stuffy and rude, but that’s because they’ve all got diarrhea from all that cheeeeese, riiiiiiight? (I’m an idiot.)
Another good question from Mr. France: “How was it to poop yourself in a movie?” It was …good, dude? Maybe something is getting lost in translation. Or maybe it’s just, like, what kind of question is that? Whatever, it doesn’t matter. You should really watch this interview to hear Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig come up with the idea for a new movie called The Homeless Fart.
[via Splitsider]
June
Yes, this is a video of dogs surfing. Yes, it is a new video. No, it was not the first video on the internet. Yes, a video of dogs surfing probably was the first video on the internet, followed by a remixed version of that video with the audio spliced overtop Star Wars characters, but that was a different video of dogs surfing. No, I am not tired of videos of dogs surfing. Yes, I did see the part where the dog thinks he’s people!
Any more questions? This pup conference is over!
LET’S WATCH DOGS SURFING:
JuneTo be completely honest, my sixth grade math teacher used the word “ganas” (Spanish for “desire”) to inspire us to be the best students we could be (and he did a fine job, considering one of his supremely dorky students invited him onto “My Favorite Teacher Week” on Wheel Of Fortune).
But as great as Mr. Howe was, he was no Jaime Escalante, a tiny, hyperactive Hispanic cherub who loved math so hard (and who also used the word “ganas” to inspire students) (hmm…coincidence???), he appeared in a PSA on the subject. And somehow, he tapped Bill Cosby, Teri Garr, Marla Gibbs, Joe Piscopo, Paula Poundstone, and Dizzy Gillespie to chime in on the subject in what is quite possibly the best P.S.A. ever.
“You can’t get off on math.” — Marla Gibbs
Thanks for the tip, Michael!
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