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Annabelle Gurwitch has returned to writing social commentary following a short sabbatical during which time the economy went south. Was it related. Maybe? Her comedic memoir about marriage, “You Say Tomato, I Say Shut Up,” co-authored with her husband,Emmy Award winning tv writer Jeff Kahn was published by Crown (2/23/2010). In her spare time, she’s been hosting her third season of WA$TED, a carbon foot printing series on Planet Green, a Discovery Channel and sending copies of her book and documentary, Fired! to unemployed and underemployed folks around the country. She has essays in two new anthologies, Note to Self (Simon and Schuster) and Rejected (Villard). More info than you’d need can be found at annabellegurwitch.com.

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The Other Kind of Pork

Posted April 7, 2011 | 08:45 PM (EST)

As we know, pork like defunding Planned Parenthood, repealing aspects of health care and EPA control of air pollution is continuing to stand between passing a budget. But pork might just be the answer to convincing extremists to change their minds.

Though a distrust of science has been the...

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The Down-Low on DOMA

188 Comments | Posted March 17, 2011 | 12:39 PM (EST)

The Obama Administration announced that marriage should no longer be defined as between a man and a woman, but it will still be defined as miserable my most married people.

This morning as I slogged through the scores of liberal outrage emails I now receive on an...

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Till Deductibles Do Us Part

Posted January 22, 2011 | 04:05 PM (EST)

This week, Former Speaker of the House and twice divorced Newt Gingrich celebrated the Republican House vote on health care, stating that far from being symbolic, it was a first step in repealing the legislation, a move that leaves me wondering, who will champion the rights of people like me,...

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Al Gore's J-Date Profile

Posted June 4, 2010 | 12:12 PM (EST)

Are you looking to date a Nobel laureate who isn't afraid to engage in a politically motivated, media focus-grouped PDA, and who doesn't let the fact that our earth is rapidly turning into a raging ball of fire ruin his day?

Well, you might just the best candidate to become...

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Beverly Hills Adjacent Medical Bills

Posted March 17, 2010 | 11:43 AM (EST)

As the mother of a kid with chronic health condition, I'm deeply invested in health care reform.

Just one night in our lives provides an example of the failures of our health care system, the connection between jobs and health care, and game of chicken we're playing...

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Valentines Day Relationship Quiz

Posted February 12, 2010 | 08:41 AM (EST)

It's Valentine's Day, and if you want fantasy, go see the movie which is starring everyone in Hollywood except Lil' Wayne. If you want reality, pre-order our book You Say Tomato, I Say Shut Up on Amazon. (Shameless plug, we know.) We've spent a lot of time thinking...

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The Year End Round-Up in Marriage

Posted December 22, 2009 | 01:18 PM (EST)

It has been a banner year for marital tankings. We're talking supreme tankage here. Famous flameouts from the world of politics, sports, and celebrities provided countless hours of entertainment, overtime work for journalists, and taught millions of us the names of minor porn stars heretofore unknown (Ladies and gents... Jamie...

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Underrated and Overrated Marital Coping Strategies

Posted December 11, 2009 | 03:40 PM (EST)

Like many couples we read the article by Elizabeth Weil in the New York Times Magazine. We find marriage challenging too. We tried a lot of therapy too. We said screw it.

Underrated and Overrated:

OVERRATED: Talking.
UNDERRATED: Yelling.
It feels much better to get it...

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The Merits of a Plas-Tax Over a Bo-Tax

Posted December 7, 2009 | 11:20 AM (EST)

The internet is abuzz with backlash against The National Organization of Women's public stance against the proposed Bo-Tax. Judith Warner's December 3rd column on a New York Times blog debated the phenom of the backsliding of the women's movement which is having to to adjust to the realities...

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Fifty-Sixth Millionth Couple

Posted November 5, 2009 | 04:57 PM (EST)

"If our ups and downs in our marriage can help young couples sort of realize that good marriages take work ... It's unfair to project a kind of perfection that doesn't exist." First Lady , Michelle Obama, The New York Times, Nov 1 2009

I was so excited to read...

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Fifty-Sixth Millionth Couple

Posted November 4, 2009 | 01:16 PM (EST)

"If our ups and downs in our marriage can help young couples sort of realize that that good marriages take work... it's unfair to project a kind of perfection that doesn't exist." -- First Lady , Michelle Obama, in The New York Times, November 1st, 2009

I was so excited...

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The Other March Madness

Posted March 22, 2009 | 03:32 PM (EST)


"We're mad as hell and we're not going to take it anymore!" That's the phrase news anchor Howard Beale intoned in Paddy Chayevsky's prescient satirical movie, Network, made back in 1973. Watch it now and you'd think it was filmed last week. Everyone is up in arms about...

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Goldilocks and a Nation of Bears

Posted March 6, 2009 | 04:22 PM (EST)

Last night, as per usual since my pension plan became a 401 no-K at all, I was lying awake considering the possible scenarios for my families future. On the one hand, we could turn our backyard into a coffee plantation, sell our product to neighborhood frugalistas who are still p.c....

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Acting Like Change Is at Hand

Posted September 19, 2008 | 01:46 PM (EST)

Yesterday brought exciting news for many Screen Actor Guild members who voted to elect candidates endorsed by and representing our interests who banded together to form the group Unite for Strength and to unseat board members affiliated with the faction known as Membership First. This vote for change could be...

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Worst News of the Year

Posted April 7, 2008 | 12:01 AM (EST)

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How My $1,500 is Going to Rescue the American Economy

Posted February 14, 2008 | 05:59 PM (EST)

Last week, the Congress approved an economic stimulus package that should send approximately $1,500 dollars to my family. Wow, what to do with it? My first thought was to sock it away, but I read that saving the money won't help stimulate the economy and I want to do my...

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More Money, Les Moonves

Posted November 14, 2007 | 02:15 PM (EST)

Seen, heard and observed on the picket line in Los Angeles as the Writers Guild of America strike enters its second week:

Too much enthusiasm: Writers picketing in Che Guevara T-shirts
Too little enthusiasm: Writers picketing with Blackberries and cell phones

Too much fun: Walking the line with everyone...

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All Trick, No Treat

Posted October 31, 2007 | 08:59 PM (EST)

Last Halloween, I corralled my son into making a blatantly left-wing statement. We went out trick-or-treating dressed as hobos carrying homemade signs that read respectively, "Will Work for Healthcare Benefits" and "Brother Can you Spare a Million?" Oh, how our neighbors laughed and showered us with candy, which I judiciously...

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I Hate Happiness

Posted October 3, 2007 | 09:50 PM (EST)

This just in: according to two new studies measuring the happiness index, women are less happy than we used to be and markedly more disgruntled than men. Speculation has been that this study confirms what most of my friends and I experience as the current state of postfeminist feminism. Between...

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Flee the Fire, Pack the Panties

Posted May 10, 2007 | 05:47 PM (EST)

I was sitting on a plane Tuesday, flipping through the channels on my seatback TV: makeover show, makeover show, home decorating tips, CNN breaking news story on a fire, Maria Bartiromo has great hair.

Wait a minute. Gee, that CNN shot looked familiar.

I flipped back. It was my neighborhood....

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