Before I had a baby, moms were invisible to me. But now, moms, I know you. If your daughter didn't want her hair brushed this morning, I know it from the angle of the tangle.
As Monday night's GOP debate drew to a close, I was left wanting. The candidates had said their piece, but one major question lingered: Which candidate would I most like to have a beer with?
Where The Simpsons dealt with stresses from the network, Trey Parker's dilemmas are based in his own standards and perception.
According to one Hollywood insider, "Peter Jackson's expertise in directing actors who represent an imaginary alternate universe could come in very handy."
With all the commotion concerning Palin's alleged revisionist approach to Paul Revere, what has gone completely unnoticed is that her comment on Revere had more to say with Palin's admiration for the late Argentine fictionalist, Jorge Luis Borges, than anything else.
I know "decisions" are hard for you, Lebron, but I think this is one that shouldn't be too difficult. Take the mouthguard out, put it in, whatever. Just don't let me see it for the rest of the series.
This is Mewes, back with my second attempt at writing a Blog and my second successful hijacking of Kevin Smith's computer.
The OOGLE App will prohibit you from sending digital messages where the skin-to-clothing ratio is more than considered acceptable for your current station in life.
Trust me. I really wanted to avoid the groin tweeting thing altogether but you might as well try to avert your eyes from a bullfight in a bowling alley. The problem is: how do you parody a parody?
A woman calls up Loveline looking for advice: Her boyfriend wants to have a threesome. And good news! He's found a woman willing to be the third! Check the video for the sage response from co-hosts Dr. Drew and Mike Catherwood.
I hope no one ever calls you that again. Not the "dear" part, that's fine. The Mario part. Basically, I believe it's high time you officially changed your name to exactly what pretty much everyone desperately wants to call you, or does call you already: Super Nintendo.
There are so many crazy, wild men out there these days, aren't there? Good, Lord! Men whom without online social platforms such as Facebook or Twitter, would probably be out in the park wearing a trench coat and flashing anything that moved! There's no question about it, stupid, today's technology has made it easier for people to act like horny fools.
Exclusive! Kinky sex at Caesar's swimming pool! (31 AD) Lazy, no-show emperor Tiberius found in naked sex-romp with underage boys at his lewd and lacivious luxury getaway in Capri!
I learned two concrete things. First, never Google "alien sex experiments" unless you are fully prepared mentally for what you will see. Second, the world is a far weirder place than I could have ever possibly imagined.
Not only did I survive a record SIX appendectomies, but nine of my shows that went to pilot got picked up by major networks. Look out J.J. Abrams, there's a new one of you in town.
Assuming we can handle the sick kids and the premature deaths, we shouldn't have trouble saying goodbye to the thousands of jobs that would be generated by installing clean-air controls.
Rick Horowitz, 2011.06.14
