Bill Clinton posed for a
photo with two famous porn stars (on either side) and another buxom blonde (on the far left) while attending a star-studded benefit gala at a casino in Monaco.
As Jay Leno
joked, "See, this is why we miss Clinton. He was like a president and a Secret Service agent all rolled into one."
Below are the top 10 captions for this photo, courtesy of our
fans on Facebook:
1. "I've got your stimulus package right here." -Germaine G.
2. "Gonna need a few more cigars..." -Summer M.
3. "She wore the blue dress for a reason!" -Joel B.
4. "I have NOT had sexual relations with these women....yet." -Brian N.
5. "Blow jobs are better than no jobs, am I right?" -Gavin C.
6. "I'm so grateful for my ongoing Secret Service detachment. Just look what the boys brought me!" -Jan M.
7. "I'm feeling something... but it's not your pain!" -Alex T.
8. "Hey babe, you want to see my Washington monument?" -Alex P.
9. "Bill Clinton in a casino...in Monaco...with porn stars...what could possibly go wrong?" -Bill J.
10. "Monaco Lewinsky." -Peter A.
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Happy birthday to Tina Fey, who turns 42 today. As a tribute, we've compiled some of the best
Tina Fey quotes of all time:
"On Fox News, they address her as Governor Palin. Which is like calling me 'Dairy Queen employee.' I was once, but I quit." —Tina Fey
"Politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is good for all women -- except, of course, those who will end up, you know, like, paying for their own rape kit 'n' stuff. But for everybody else, it's a win-win. Unless you're a gay woman who wants to marry your partner of 20 years-- whatever. But for most women, the success of conservative women is good for all of us. Unless you believe in evolution. You know -- actually, I take it back. The whole thing's a disaster." —Tina Fey
"Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue. In what other profession would you brag about not knowing stuff? 'I'm not one of those fancy Harvard heart surgeons. I'm just an unlicensed plumber with a dream and I'd like to cut your chest open.' The crowd cheers." —Tina Fey,
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