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October 21, 2013
Blog: Shouts & Murmurs
My Secret Coded Message To You: A Key
The armed, dead-eyed gentlemen you see flanking me in this video are Stavro and Daaud, two of my captors...
August 6, 2013
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Selections from My “Breaking Bad” Fan Fiction
Skyler was grouchy. The car wash smelled funny, like the chemicals they use to wash cars.
May 20, 2013
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Don Draper Wears Out His Welcome
Think about home. Is home a place? No. Home is a box you fill with memories and aspirations. But it is also itself a memory, an aspiration…
March 29, 2013
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Things I Would Like to Say to the Half-Empty Bottle of NyQuil on My Nightstand
I want to go to sleep. Leave me alone. [Lies on bed; sleeps for three hours; wakes up drenched in sweat with covers twisted around body.] GODDAM IT, WHAT PART OF “LEAVE ME ALONE”...
February 4, 2013
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Recently, in the New York Times
“For the last four months, Chinese hackers have persistently attacked The New York Times, infiltrating its computer systems and getting passwords for its reporters and other employees.”
January 8, 2013
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My Drone ’n’ Me
My drone is the conversation-starter to end all conversation-starters. I don’t mean “end” in a killing way. What I mean is, when I have it parked in my driveway people will slow down and gawk and just start shouting stuff right there in the street.
October 19, 2012
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Important Last-Minute Debate Prep
Smile. Look straight into the camera and smile widely. It’s not even necessary to talk while you’re smiling and, in fact, it’s probably better if you don’t. Talking gets in the way of smiling,...
October 16, 2012
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Le Blog de Jean-Paul Sartre
Saturday, 11 July, 1959: 2:07 A.M. I am awake and alone at 2 A.M. There must be a God. There cannot be a God. I will start a blog....
Oct 01, 2012
Shouts & Murmurs
My Name is Joe Biden and I’ll Be Your Server
SHOUTS AND MURMURS piece in which Joe Biden explains tonight’s specials in his trademark style…
August 23, 2012
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Ask Curiosity
Relationship advice from a doomed machine on a one-way trip to a (probably) lifeless planet.
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