Tweets

  1. 11h

    Kale dommage.

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  2. 15h

    "How dare you fart before my wife!" "I'm sorry, I didn't know it was her turn!"

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  3. 15h

    Well, I know the reason they're leaving. They are leaving because they are idiots.

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  4. 15h

    I had a nice even 4,500 followers yesterday, so the three of you who have since unfollowed me can go sit on a tack.

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  5. 15h

    TUFF MAN LEECH, EARL.

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  6. 15h

    E! WART-GENIE GENE!

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  7. 16h

    Are you out of your goddamn mind?

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  8. 16h

    "Razor-like bandet [sic]" w/full name; "laze in dark" w/middle initial. Also, 2 spaces after a period, Gene?

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  9. 17h

    I slam all the time, so I should say when they do good. Here, they do good.

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  10. 20h

    The Army captain who will receive the Medal of Honor on Tuesday has been unemployed since 2011:

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  11. 20h

    The commonwealth of Virginia didn't want this:

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  12. 21h

    My brother made his debut last nite at the top of the centaur vodka sketch!

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  13. 21h

    Remember that time Emma Thompson was an angel and made out with Meryl Streep in mid-air?

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  14. 21h

    RT : Dear noisy goat purchased by my vindictive Kabul neighbors: Eid can't come soon enough.

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  15. 12 Oct

    Seriously. RT : Genny or GTFO RT : Natty Ice takes gold in American style cream ale.

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  16. 12 Oct

    Bouncer for a day at . Come visit! Two saisons, an IPA, a porter & yacht rock. @ 3 Stars…

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  17. 11 Oct

    Well there it is. RT : is now trending in

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  18. 11 Oct

    How cryptic! I will choose to interpret this as a compliment.

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  19. 11 Oct

    "Hello. You've reached the office of communications. Due to the government shutdown, this voice mailbox will not be monitored."

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  20. 11 Oct

    Everyone should tweet-ask , , & to watch this map fill up:

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