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@apfelwaehe And Merry Christmas to you too. -
I just walked past a man wearing a Nike tshirt that said: 'ruthless warlord.' I think he's actually a compliant IT guy.
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Here's something I've always wanted to say to someone: 'I may be out of my face. But you are out of your mind'. Yes, you, oh humanitarian.
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@bendreyfuss: 2013 was awful. But merry Christmas! Let's be Protestant and work to make 2014 negligibly better” HEAR HEAR. Mr. D'israeli... -
So let me tell you about love. It'll get you. You'll never get it.
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Did anyone learn a very important lesson about love today after some zany hijinks involving Christmas lights and a drunk relative?
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@Piped4Sound And a merry Christmas to you. From slightly warmer. -
Spare a thought for the bigamists today, they are tying themselves up in knots today....
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@KleinIngo Merry Xmas to you, Ingo. Wherever you are celebrating. -
These are some of my audition photos for This Is The Middle. pic.twitter.com/YCuF31m5Pn
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@bendreyfuss The one I'm in two minds about is This Is The Middle. Not sure the director had a clear vision there. -
@bendreyfuss This Is The Beginning is, however, quite brilliant. -
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57616272-71/at-christmas-a-gadget-is-all-some-people-have/ … Remembering all those who are alone this Xmas and hope that someone at least contacts them through their gadgets.
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http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57616268-71/alan-turing-gets-royal-pardon-on-homosexuality-crime/ … The pardoning of Alan Turning. Posturing. Post-Turing.
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@stevezacharanda yam roight there, Ducks. -
@stevezacharanda Steve, best Xmas wishes to all in perry Barr. I will likely never go back there (dad now in a home) but what a place. -
Please forgive me, but button-down shirts tucked into shorts adversely affects my ability to digest.
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Sitting at a bar where a depressingly loud New Yorker is telling another man: 'I'm feeling your wife.' He is giving unsolicited life advice.
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