Shark bites vs. terrorist attacks? Which one is more likely to happen to you? Well, if you live in Florida, where (according to a news report I heard today) there were 28 recorded shark bites last year and no reported terrorist attacks, I would say the former. Oh, I forgot. The military is fighting them “over there” so we don’t have to fight them “over here” and the cops here are protecting us.

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