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Look Who’s Suddenly Into Tarot Cards Now That He’s Possessed by the Devil
It’s almost like doing Lucifer’s bidding has turned you into a totally different person.
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Focus-Group-Testing Takeaways for the Next Social-Media Platform
You want nipples—on men, women, cats, dogs, iguanas, whatever. We heard you loud and clear.
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A spokesman for the opulent Palm Beach resort called the situation “dire,” warning that the retreat had lost almost as many staff members as the White House.
Look, Son, Maybe Men Just Aren’t Built to Play Soccer
I thought about playing soccer when I was your age, too. But then my dad reminded me, as I’ll remind you, “How is that going to help you find a wife?”
Stuff I Do Anyway
Double-dip my chips, shop for all my Christmas presents on Christmas Eve, and other ill-advised activities.
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Moving: A Retrospective
The towels were prematurely packed and the unwanted social invitations deftly declined.
Conversations with Ma: Mad About Mars and Movies
“Delete it! I hate that game! I don’t know anything about it, but I hate it!”
Little Lending Libraries
No lending library is the same: find an LSAT study guide, manuals for heartbreakingly out-of-date software, and other free books.
America!: 2020 Democratic Candidates as Nineteen-Nineties Boy-Band Members
The cool one, the sweet one, the one everyone kind of likes, and other crooners.
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John Lithgow Reads “Acosta Agonistes”
The actor presents a prescient poem from his upcoming book, “Dumpty: The Age of Trump in Verse.”