I have seen and heard the future of pop, but I can’t decide whether I am bearing witness to a spectacular supernova or a supermassive black(pink) hole. Is it a big bang or a balloon going pop?
Blackpink, for the uninitiated or anyone over 14, are a South Korean girl group purpose built for global domination by YG, the entertainment company who brought you Gangnam Style by Psy and was inadvertently responsible for making Ed Balls a meme after he danced to the song on Strictly.
K Pop (as it is known) was once dismissed as a weak, derivative, parochial imitation of Anglo-American musical trends aimed purely at the Asian market. Yet over the last few years Korean pop scientists have quietly succeeded in deconstructing western pop styles, repackaging them, rebranding them, and selling them back to the world in a form so condensed it almost sounds like something new.
Since the demise of One Direction, the seven member BTS have become the biggest boyband in the world, offering the kind of hyper-drilled, intensely choreographed, shamelessly cliched pubescent pop that western music makers have perhaps become too self-conscious to concoct. Blackpink are effectively their female counterparts, the highest charting female K Pop act in the US, the most-followed girl group on Spotify, and the most-subscribed music group, female act and Asian group on YouTube.
The Album is their second album and the one that is going to make them inescapable. It is only eight songs and comes in under 25 minutes long, yet it packs more hooks than a whaling armada. It is short, punchy and sweet enough to cause tooth rot, every moment crammed with crafted earworms and swaggering beats. Every song sounds like five different songs tightly packed into one, with another song tacked onto the end for good measure.