My good friend Landon refuses to admit that his new “good buddy” Adriana stomps on his testis with 4 inch stiletto high heels. When I asked him about this rumor I heard he said and I quote “NO, who ever thinks that has a IQ of 12!” We’ll call me neurodivergent cause I for one believe it. When you think about it everything adds up Landin’s constant pissy mood as while as Adriana’s pessimistic outlook on life. It all culminates to her gaining pleasure from doing the most brutal thing you can to a man. Now with that said let me ask you to sigh this petition to get Landin Nelson to admit his transgressions and admit she crushes his man bits.