Mad #342 Jan./Feb. 1996

• Cover Artist: James Bennett
• Cover Writer: Sergio Aragones

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• Subscription Ad (George Woodbridge art from #116)
  Haunted by The Ghost of Christmas Presents? (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2-3)
• Ad for Super Special January 1996 - Collector's Series #12
• You Know America's Been Nuked When...
  (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg)
  **various places around the magazine
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Too Bad About You (TV satire)
  (written by Josh Gordon / Sam Viviano art) (4-9)
• A Mad Look at Snowboarding (Sergio Aragones) (10-12)
• When "Sweeps Weeks" Come to PBS
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Mort Drucker art) (13-16)
• Martha Stewart Remakes the O.J. Trial "Perfect"
  (written by Julie Klam / Rick Geary art) (17-20)
• Life's Modern Day Little Pleasures
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (21)
• The Waterworld Memo
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Sandy Kossin art) (22-23)
• A Breakdown of the Million Man March (24-25)
  (written by Barry Liebmann / AP & Wide World photo)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (26-30)
• Changes You Might See Now
  That Disney has Purchased ABC-TV
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Walt F. Rosenberg art) (31-34)
• A Mad Guide to Tattoo Removal (Tom Cheney) (35-37)
• Spy Vs. Spy - golf club bag cannon
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Dave Manak art) (38)
• A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at a Militia Gathering
  (written by John Caldwell / James Warhola art) (39-41)
• The Asinine Archeological Atrocity
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (42)
• The Ninny (TV satire)
  (written by Josh Gordon / Angelo Torres art) (43-47)
• Joke Set-Ups That
  Don't Need a Punchline (John Caldwell) (48)
• Fold-In -- A worried nation ponders:
  Where will the next bomb go off? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Mad Salutes Parenting in the 90's
  (written by P. C. Vey / Richard Williams art)