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November 3, 2022
Ted Cruz Really Bites
The vampire diaries of the senator from Texas.
October 27, 2022
Liz Truss’s Official Portrait Goes Up
The latest addition to London’s esteemed gallery.
October 20, 2022
Yeezy’s Newest Models Revealed
You’ll never guess who was spotted sporting Kanye’s brand.
October 13, 2022
Musk in the Wind
Elon’s Twitter-takeover talks are on again.
October 6, 2022
Donald Dreams of Declassifying Documents
A stable genius always finds simple solutions.
September 27, 2022
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
A guide to pedestrian gridlock.
September 23, 2022
King Charles III: A Modern Cinderella Story
The new monarch tries the crown on for size.
September 16, 2022
Steve Bannon Gets His Wall
The master of irony is served.
September 8, 2022
Picnic or Heart Attack?
An essential Labor Day-weekend quiz.
September 5, 2022
Virtue Signalling à la Vladimir Putin
His thoughts on Gorbachev, and Ukraine, written all over his face.
September 1, 2022
Where’s Weirdo?
He’s got his passport back—he could be anywhere by now.
August 27, 2022
Democracy Swims with the Fishes
In Florida, naturally.
August 25, 2022
Donald Trump Is a Stand-Up Guy
When disposing of documents, I mean.
August 10, 2022
Alex Jones Seeks Help
And uses his indoor voice.
August 4, 2022
The Queen of England, Activated
Elizabeth II bids a regal farewell to Boris Johnson.
July 25, 2022
Jan. 6 and Chill
The televised hearings return to prime time.
July 19, 2022
What the Webb Telescope Found in Deepest Space
A stunning revelation from the far, far distant past.
July 12, 2022
Back on the Sauce
Has the January 6th testimony driven the former guy to drink?
June 29, 2022