Dahlia Gallin Ramirez
I Kissed a Lot of Frogs (So That You Don’t Have To)
I can’t explain it exactly, but he made me feel very beautiful.
How Celebrities Are Saving Water During the Drought
“I’m selling the zinc mine that I co-own with Brad Pitt. I guess I’ll get my zinc somewhere else.”
Road Signs for Your Co-Workers
Piggybacking off what Carol said, maybe it would be best to avoid U-turns. I don’t know. Tom, what do you think?
Mom Décor: Things Actually at My Mom’s House, Lovingly Documented with Her Permission
A basket of flutes, a basket of wigs, some picture frames with no pictures . . .
A Roundup of Diabolical Paper-Towel Dispensers
Good luck drying those hands. You’re gonna need it.
The Impossible Caption Contest
There are no submissions, no finalists, and no votes—but there are winners.
The Internet Decided I Needed a Vortex Hoodie
The Internet knows me really, really well.
Right Product, Wrong Package
Introducing roll-on Worcestershire sauce, the goat-cheese wallet, and many more!
Fake Pandemic Introvert vs. Real Introvert
No post today. The real introvert ran out of yeast and flour long ago.
A Million Big Pretty Tiny Little Lies Everywhere
The new TV lineup from the networks that brought you your favorite shows will have everyone talking.
Cocaine Hippos and Mafia Parrots: How Drug Lords Saved the Planet
A flock of tough-ass birds discovered in the Traiano area of Naples were trained to answer the phone with “I’m gonna kill you.”
Dolls That Failed
Why there are no toy dolls modelled on old men, menopausal women, or angry newborns.
A Treasury of Rare Medical Magazines
From Diarrhea Now to Modern Hirsute to The American Journal of Women’s Arms, here are some underappreciated periodicals to help you pass the time while you age.
I Kissed a Lot of Frogs (So That You Don’t Have To)
I can’t explain it exactly, but he made me feel very beautiful.
How Celebrities Are Saving Water During the Drought
“I’m selling the zinc mine that I co-own with Brad Pitt. I guess I’ll get my zinc somewhere else.”
Road Signs for Your Co-Workers
Piggybacking off what Carol said, maybe it would be best to avoid U-turns. I don’t know. Tom, what do you think?
Mom Décor: Things Actually at My Mom’s House, Lovingly Documented with Her Permission
A basket of flutes, a basket of wigs, some picture frames with no pictures . . .
A Roundup of Diabolical Paper-Towel Dispensers
Good luck drying those hands. You’re gonna need it.
The Impossible Caption Contest
There are no submissions, no finalists, and no votes—but there are winners.
The Internet Decided I Needed a Vortex Hoodie
The Internet knows me really, really well.
Right Product, Wrong Package
Introducing roll-on Worcestershire sauce, the goat-cheese wallet, and many more!
Fake Pandemic Introvert vs. Real Introvert
No post today. The real introvert ran out of yeast and flour long ago.
A Million Big Pretty Tiny Little Lies Everywhere
The new TV lineup from the networks that brought you your favorite shows will have everyone talking.
Cocaine Hippos and Mafia Parrots: How Drug Lords Saved the Planet
A flock of tough-ass birds discovered in the Traiano area of Naples were trained to answer the phone with “I’m gonna kill you.”
Dolls That Failed
Why there are no toy dolls modelled on old men, menopausal women, or angry newborns.
A Treasury of Rare Medical Magazines
From Diarrhea Now to Modern Hirsute to The American Journal of Women’s Arms, here are some underappreciated periodicals to help you pass the time while you age.