Jake Goldwasser
Furniture Arrangements for Your Therapist’s Office
The Casual: You and your therapist side by side on a couch.
Situations in Which You Absolutely Must Check Your E-Mail
When you’re on the toilet (obviously). Also when you’re proposing marriage.
Fixing Gen Z’s Etiquette Problem
So immersed are the youth in bucket hats and Harold Styles that they have forgotten simple gestures of politeness.
Five Raccoons Whose Careers Were More Illustrious Than Yours
Procyon lotor has changed the path of history. You won’t.
Puppies Who Are Sad for Totally Legitimate Reasons
A Chihuahua who’s stuck in traffic, a poodle mix who’s just read a spoiler on Twitter, and other canines who are down in the dumps—and rightly so.
What Thanksgiving Dishes Mean
A comprehensive guide to reading into the dishes that your family and friends bring to your table.
Some Recent Ergonomic Trends
The Yogi, the Keytar, the Trampoline, and other pathbreaking approaches to office work.
How to Craft in the New Year
Do you care enough about this project to take the subway to another borough for glue?
Furniture Arrangements for Your Therapist’s Office
The Casual: You and your therapist side by side on a couch.
Situations in Which You Absolutely Must Check Your E-Mail
When you’re on the toilet (obviously). Also when you’re proposing marriage.
Fixing Gen Z’s Etiquette Problem
So immersed are the youth in bucket hats and Harold Styles that they have forgotten simple gestures of politeness.
Five Raccoons Whose Careers Were More Illustrious Than Yours
Procyon lotor has changed the path of history. You won’t.
Puppies Who Are Sad for Totally Legitimate Reasons
A Chihuahua who’s stuck in traffic, a poodle mix who’s just read a spoiler on Twitter, and other canines who are down in the dumps—and rightly so.
What Thanksgiving Dishes Mean
A comprehensive guide to reading into the dishes that your family and friends bring to your table.
Some Recent Ergonomic Trends
The Yogi, the Keytar, the Trampoline, and other pathbreaking approaches to office work.
How to Craft in the New Year
Do you care enough about this project to take the subway to another borough for glue?