Nate Odenkirk
Daily Cartoon: Tuesday, April 9th
“Son, we won’t see this many eclipse glasses returned to Amazon for another twenty years.”
The Probiotic-Soda Shoppe
We’ve pumped our sodas so full of probiotics that your gut will overdose on bacteria.
Things I Worry My Therapist Is Writing Down
“He’s the only one with these kinds of problems and he’s handling them all terribly!”
Your iMessage Wrapped Is Here
As 2022 comes to an end, here are your text, emoji, and group-chat highlights from the past year!
Even More Ways to Pay!
Not ready to pay in full for this penguin-shaped USB humidifier? Buy now, pay later, with one of our many interest-free payment plans!
The Ancient Giza Homeowners Association
An aboveground pool threatens to break up Giza’s sweeping and iconic views and may cause huts in its sight line to lose property value.
R.S.V.P. to Our Climate-Change Summit!
Could someone bring a vegetable dish? It’s a nonbinding commitment, and we have no enforcement mechanisms, but we really need someone to step up here.
Pavlov’s Neighbor Has Had It
“Every day, for months now, I have watched you lead a pack of dogs into your laboratory, only for the dinging to commence.”
Conditions Necessary to Support Modern Human Life
Can the planet support indoor plants—and are the humans on the planet capable of supporting the plants? Preliminary studies aren’t encouraging.
Wine-Buying Tips for People Who Are Running Late
The only geography to note is the bottle’s proximity to the store’s exit—the closer it is, the quicker you can check out!
April Fools’ from Your Favorite Tech Company
We’re going to T.P. a house! Every house in Nebraska. With our fleet of drones.
How Dare You Steal My Soaps and Mints?
Your stay with us was temporary; the shame lasts forever.
#BestPresident
Some are saying address at gettysburg was best speech ever. I think so! Made up on spot—lots dead, but great speech!
Daily Cartoon: Tuesday, April 9th
“Son, we won’t see this many eclipse glasses returned to Amazon for another twenty years.”
The Probiotic-Soda Shoppe
We’ve pumped our sodas so full of probiotics that your gut will overdose on bacteria.
Things I Worry My Therapist Is Writing Down
“He’s the only one with these kinds of problems and he’s handling them all terribly!”
Your iMessage Wrapped Is Here
As 2022 comes to an end, here are your text, emoji, and group-chat highlights from the past year!
Even More Ways to Pay!
Not ready to pay in full for this penguin-shaped USB humidifier? Buy now, pay later, with one of our many interest-free payment plans!
The Ancient Giza Homeowners Association
An aboveground pool threatens to break up Giza’s sweeping and iconic views and may cause huts in its sight line to lose property value.
R.S.V.P. to Our Climate-Change Summit!
Could someone bring a vegetable dish? It’s a nonbinding commitment, and we have no enforcement mechanisms, but we really need someone to step up here.
Pavlov’s Neighbor Has Had It
“Every day, for months now, I have watched you lead a pack of dogs into your laboratory, only for the dinging to commence.”
Conditions Necessary to Support Modern Human Life
Can the planet support indoor plants—and are the humans on the planet capable of supporting the plants? Preliminary studies aren’t encouraging.
Wine-Buying Tips for People Who Are Running Late
The only geography to note is the bottle’s proximity to the store’s exit—the closer it is, the quicker you can check out!
April Fools’ from Your Favorite Tech Company
We’re going to T.P. a house! Every house in Nebraska. With our fleet of drones.
How Dare You Steal My Soaps and Mints?
Your stay with us was temporary; the shame lasts forever.
#BestPresident
Some are saying address at gettysburg was best speech ever. I think so! Made up on spot—lots dead, but great speech!