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Thanksgiving Itinerary Suggestions from Your Mom

I know you said you can only manage a short trip, so I want to make sure we make the most of it.

Networks Enlist A.I. Script Generator to Save the Television Industry

A.I. is not merely a “plagiarism machine.” It is capable of generating near-original works of popular schlock, unenjoyable prestige drama, and more.

Ingredient-Substitution Guide for Thanksgiving Recipes

For one can of pumpkin purée, steal three rotting jack-o’-lanterns from your neighbors’ front steps.

Mother’s Day Gifts from My Toddler

Including a tender little kiss, directly on my eyeball, at 5:30 A.M.

My Slightly Unreal Pandemic Pregnancy

The world was going to hell. I was having a baby.

We’re Being So Safe

We’ve decided it’s better not to do anything for Thanksgiving this year. We’re just going to have a small dinner. . . .

A Few Reminders About This Year’s Thanksgiving

Kindly avoid bringing dishes containing tree nuts and opinions containing Fox News talking points.

Sorry for the Delayed Response

Sorry for the delay! I put off answering your e-mail until I had an even more tedious task that I wanted to avoid. Thanks!

Thanksgiving Itinerary Suggestions from Your Mom

I know you said you can only manage a short trip, so I want to make sure we make the most of it.

Networks Enlist A.I. Script Generator to Save the Television Industry

A.I. is not merely a “plagiarism machine.” It is capable of generating near-original works of popular schlock, unenjoyable prestige drama, and more.

Ingredient-Substitution Guide for Thanksgiving Recipes

For one can of pumpkin purée, steal three rotting jack-o’-lanterns from your neighbors’ front steps.

Mother’s Day Gifts from My Toddler

Including a tender little kiss, directly on my eyeball, at 5:30 A.M.

My Slightly Unreal Pandemic Pregnancy

The world was going to hell. I was having a baby.

We’re Being So Safe

We’ve decided it’s better not to do anything for Thanksgiving this year. We’re just going to have a small dinner. . . .

A Few Reminders About This Year’s Thanksgiving

Kindly avoid bringing dishes containing tree nuts and opinions containing Fox News talking points.

Sorry for the Delayed Response

Sorry for the delay! I put off answering your e-mail until I had an even more tedious task that I wanted to avoid. Thanks!