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Taylor Kay Phillips

Wireless Printers and Other Myths

Boyfriend jeans for every body type, truly independent Roombas, and other stuff you’ll never find on Earth.

Welcome to Netflix World

Any individual who looks in a bathroom mirror and says something disparaging about themselves risks summoning the Fab Five from the surrounding stalls and being Queer Eyed on the spot.

Socially Responsible Things to Shout After Winning the Super Bowl

Time for me to get back to work on using my platform to encourage people to wear masks and adhere to social-distancing guidelines. Gloves off, masks on, fam!

I Believe That Marriage Is a Sacred Union

I believe that marriage is a never-ending finger trap between one person who accidentally called their partner “my fiancé” at an office Christmas party and one person who just smiled ominously and said, “No take-backs.”

Wedding Rings for Real Men

Consider a glass ring that doubles as a flask, a CrossFit tire, and other manly options.

Wireless Printers and Other Myths

Boyfriend jeans for every body type, truly independent Roombas, and other stuff you’ll never find on Earth.

Welcome to Netflix World

Any individual who looks in a bathroom mirror and says something disparaging about themselves risks summoning the Fab Five from the surrounding stalls and being Queer Eyed on the spot.

Socially Responsible Things to Shout After Winning the Super Bowl

Time for me to get back to work on using my platform to encourage people to wear masks and adhere to social-distancing guidelines. Gloves off, masks on, fam!

I Believe That Marriage Is a Sacred Union

I believe that marriage is a never-ending finger trap between one person who accidentally called their partner “my fiancé” at an office Christmas party and one person who just smiled ominously and said, “No take-backs.”

Wedding Rings for Real Men

Consider a glass ring that doubles as a flask, a CrossFit tire, and other manly options.