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Zuckerberg Vows Facebook Will Shoot Down Google Drones
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Andy Borowitz
April 15, 2014
Nation Stunned to Learn Congress Accomplished Something Fifty Years Ago
By
Andy Borowitz
April 13, 2014
Poll: Majority of Americans Would Support Jeb Bush Painting
By
Andy Borowitz
April 7, 2014
Boehner: “I Don’t Want to Live in a World Where Seven Million People Get Affordable Health Care”
By
Andy Borowitz
April 4, 2014
Supreme Court Defends Wealthy’s Right to Own Government
By
Andy Borowitz
April 2, 2014
President’s Announcement of Health-Care Numbers Angers Opponents of Math
By
Andy Borowitz
April 2, 2014
Issa Subpoenas Seven Million Americans Who Signed Up for Obamacare
By
Andy Borowitz
April 1, 2014
Sheldon Adelson Says No Republican Candidate Worth Buying
By
Andy Borowitz
March 31, 2014
Putin Announces Historic G1 Summit
By
Andy Borowitz
March 24, 2014
U.S. Freezes Putin’s Netflix Account
By
Andy Borowitz
March 18, 2014
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