Magical Items to Aid Your Social Reëntry

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• Compliments I received in my thirties, translated.
• A perfectly reasonable request.
• Targeted ads based on my innermost thoughts.
• A perfect, preëmptive obituary for my ex-boyfriend.
• Sexual fantasies of everyday New Yorkers.
• Reasons I was crying on the subway.
• No, I am from New York.
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