BLACKPINK
The Album


2.4
average

Review

by Raul Stanciu STAFF
October 2nd, 2020 | 83 replies


Release Date: 2020 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Fulfilling an obligation to fans...

The Korean pop industry perfected the art of marketing by the book, manufacturing groups where every aspect is pieced in order to cater to as many segments of the target audience as possible. A large part of the artists have almost no room to breathe, as they are molded to please a rabid fan base which will either make or break them. Blackpink are the result of YG Entertainment, who admittedly wanted to create a better version of 2NE1. Since Kpop became quite a mainstream force lately, the girls managed to rise to an unexpected level of fame, akin to BTS, TWICE or Red Velvet. Of all these groups, they have suffered from a relatively scarce flux of singles since their debut in 2016. Most of the time, YG tunes are produced by in house wunderkind, Teddy, who does a great job differentiating himself from other Kpop major labels’ output. However, this “leave them wanting more” strategy has led fans insane, begging constantly for anything from solo releases to an actual album. They even spammed aggressively the label to bring all the members into the spotlight, discouraging favoritism. So, after a couple of years of promises, BLINK (the official fan base name) finally received The Album.

In typical YG fashion, there is a catch, as the LP runs at a modest 24 minutes, offering a total of 8 tunes. Even if we leave it as an album, it doesn’t feel much more than fulfilling an obligation. There is roughly an EP worth of songs here that bring something remotely interesting to the table, rather than simply rehashing past ideas and reproducing beats you’ve heard in 100 other tracks before. First single, ‘How You Like That’ is a trap-infused hip hop grower, perfect for the girls’ sassy attitude. The melodic pre-choruses display some lovely singing bits from Rosé and Jisoo, while the rap parts are decent by Kpop standards. Although the driving coda reminisces the tempo change from last year’s ‘Kill this Love’, it represents a pleasant addition here as well. ‘Crazy over You’ nicely melds what seems to be a traditional Korean geomungo and flute-enhanced beat, yet it rapidly shifts towards another melodic pre-chorus and the inevitable, in-your-face chorus designed to accompany some powerful dance moves. The delivery is okay, however, all these changes during the 2 and a half minute ditty don’t allow any of the hooks to settle in. Luckily, ‘Lovesick Girls’ breathes some fresh air with its playful pop melodies. This is probably the closest Blackpink have steered towards the lovely disco grooves of ‘As if it’s Your Last’, one of their best singles so far. Unfortunately, the chorus’ cheerleading chants end up a bit lazy despite the cool, bouncing beat behind it. Moreover, ‘Bet You Wanna’ features a nice blend of powerful vocals and a more diverse bass line. Cardi B’s appearance is pointless, but doesn’t ruin the acceptable number.

The four remaining cuts often share similar formulas, which is the case of 'Pretty Savage’ and ‘Love to Hate Me’, while ‘You Never Know’ is the obligatory ballad that doesn’t do much to lift the record in any way. Meanwhile, the Selena Gomez collaboration, ‘Ice Cream’ is utter crap. The lyrics are terrible and the music is whatever. All in all, The Album follows the recipe for success in 2020. Focusing on hip hop with trap and R’n’B stylings, then adding a couple of unneeded popular guests to boost some sales. The tracks will please a number of fans who criticized the label for not promoting Blackpink, still, many will realize this is a just glorified EP. The singles are the focus, they will be streamed for days on end by BLINKS, pushing it to viral status on all social medias. The remaining tunes emphasize the frequent lack of attention and interest towards full length experiences in the genre these days. Therefore, enjoy what you want before you forget this even exists.



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insomniac15
Staff Reviewer
October 2nd 2020


6175 Comments

Album Rating: 2.4

Don't know what possessed me to write a review about this album. Anyway, I'm just stating the obvious: it's boring and you will forget about its existence in a couple of months. The girls are talented, but they are marketed to a rather specific market only. Better go and listen to a Red Velvet LP instead.



Stream here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrBO9fy6A3s&list=OLAK5uy_k1kEJCk_CbtFpLGyIptQnnozpsTMyhiTA

Storm In A Teacup
October 2nd 2020


45697 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

Review is well written insomniac but I don’t think it’s necessarily a good or even accurate portrayal of the group. It’s actually wrong in places especially with lines like



“Of all these groups, they have suffered from a relatively scarce flux of singles since their debut in 2016“



That is completely 100% false. They have been putting out banger after banger every year since 2016. I personally can’t believe after so many great EPs they throw it away and shit on their music like this, this didn’t fulfill any kind of obligation to fans.

davezillaMP3
October 2nd 2020


406 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

so its a mini-album basically?

Storm In A Teacup
October 2nd 2020


45697 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

It wasn’t your browser it was Sputnik crashing, you’re good davezilla! And yes it is basically a mini album. Also their worst album by far. Any of the other 6 albums from the last 4 years are better and each has multiple singles that are far better than the singles on this album. They are really good at putting out a ton of new music ever since they debuted so hopefully this is just a hiccup and not a rebranding into more Americanized kpop

davezillaMP3
October 2nd 2020


406 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

so its not just me? Oh that is good thank god, i was worried it was me because i was having the same problems over on google too. I will give it a listen later today (gonna finish up my deftones disog. run first) but right now for me the worst blackpink release was their second release or square up, since i only liked the one song off of that). Blackpink are consistently inconsistent, as i will like one EP but dislike the next EP, then like the one after that and so forth.

insomniac15
Staff Reviewer
October 2nd 2020


6175 Comments

Album Rating: 2.4

"That is completely 100% false. They have been putting out banger after banger every year since 2016. I personally can’t believe after so many great EPs they throw it away and shit on their music like this, this didn’t fulfill any kind of obligation to fans."



I was thinking about quantity here. They started strong, but had one single/EP per year out from 2017 to 2019, while the other groups I mentioned have been way more productive.

MarsKid
Emeritus
October 2nd 2020


21030 Comments


Wait,































is this a mini album, basically?

Tundra
October 2nd 2020


9632 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

SUX, ICE CREAM, MAN, WHAT A STINKER LULZ

davezillaMP3
October 2nd 2020


406 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

oh shoot, i just realized with a 2.4 review on a k-pop album, we are so going to be cancelled by twitter again! prepare for an influx of 5s spammed by stans and essays

bloodshy
October 2nd 2020


2763 Comments


i triple posted earlier too. then i edited all my comments to make it seem intentional because i hate when people stare

Aberf
October 2nd 2020


3986 Comments


K-pop is rarely good. But K-RnB is full of gems.

Storm In A Teacup
October 2nd 2020


45697 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

Kpop is rarely good indeed. This album has ruined what had been a perfect kpop group. Hope they bounce back soon

Aberf
October 2nd 2020


3986 Comments


I blame the music industry

wwf
October 3rd 2020


7198 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

How You Like That is dope, I hope this isn't that bad

Storm In A Teacup
October 3rd 2020


45697 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

It's a red herring song if there ever was one WWF.

wwf
October 3rd 2020


7198 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

o no

wwf
October 3rd 2020


7198 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

this is kind of fuckin bad. crazy over you is ok but it's really lame compared to their previous bops

wwf
October 3rd 2020


7198 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Love to Hate Me is kind of cool too but overall oh man I was really disappointed by this

Storm In A Teacup
October 3rd 2020


45697 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

exact o fuckin ly

Storm In A Teacup
October 3rd 2020


45697 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

This is Blackpink Americanized. Not gonna work for the fans bruh



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